RNC—Day 2-and-a-half
Romney? Huckabee? VP nominee? It must be... Wednesday at the RNC!
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PALIN CAN'T COOK!
McCain will use the Power of Veto? But Big Brother was LAST night...
Bridge to Nowhere line. Why go there.
No, really, I swear I didn't do nuthin' with that bridge!
Uh, I was reading ahead on the prepared remarks, you know.
Can you even drive to Juneau?

I think the RNC folks would cheer as hard if she said "I put the jet on myspace"
Oh -- my mistake. GOP, Big Brother is every night.
She gave cash handouts to the citizens. Communist.
Man, she's really sticking by that bridge talking point.

UNWISE.
Got a shot of the prompter for a second there. It's actually a hella nice prompter.
Although I am a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
Yeah, I gave money back to Alaska, not to YOU.
Didn't she give this speech last friday?
She's actually doing an excellent job. She's telling the base exactly what they want to hear while presenting an image a lot of people are going to like, and she can lie without flinching. If the Democrats think this is going to be a cakewalk, they need to think again.

Biden is going to have a tough debate. Hell, McCain is going to have a hard time following this tomorrow.
We shouldn't have to use our oil reserves in case of crises! Those are supposed to sit there forever, untouched!
Giving state assets to people, not shareholders? Commiefilter
What homunculus said.
Doesn't the pipeline she talks about run through Canada anyway? AKA a foreign country
I agree she's doing well.

And the folksy family stuff was totally strategic, to get people to start off underestimating her. This is how it's gonna work.
Please don't deprive us of our mockery, h-dogg. If we're doomed, we might as well have a few laughs, first.
She keeps muttering things under her breath. "Mmrrrmm drill, hrm."
This homunculus, it speaks?
If she's ever going to make a gaffe, now is the time.
Green energy! Not faggy Gore stuff, though. Manly, red-blooded alternative energy.
noun-verb-drill
She's certainly warmed up and hit her stride. But this is a controlled environment, I would love to see how she does when called on the carpet.
Ummmmm didn't Obama write the ethics reform bill last year?
BTW, primetime is ending, baby.
The columns thing again. Oy.
ethics reform = pussies
Moses comparison as a zing.
Civil rights = dirty commies.
When does rhetoric become irresponsible propaganda?
"Al Qaeda terrorists still plot to inflict catastrophic harm on America ... and he's worried that someone won't read them their rights."

Wow. Just wow.
quick shot of Republican matriarch shaking her head no at the read the rights line.
gee, wonder why al queda is still plotting harm on america....

and we SHOULD read them their fucking rights, because it's not a PRINCIPLE if you drop it when it's inconvenient.

TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX
TAXES TAXES TAXES
When does rhetoric become irresponsible propaganda?

At presidential nominating conventions?
Wasn't McCain against drilling?

It's funny that so many Republicans are excited about her because while she may be a social conservative, she definitely doesn't seem like a fiscal one.
Yeah, I would REALLY like to see how she does if she's called on the carpet for this stuff.
"Clean coal"

military intelligence

jumbo shrimp

scholar-athlete
I now know way more about her family than I did this morning. I did not expect that from this speech.
From the prepared remarks:

"Starting in January, in a McCain-Palin administration, we're going to lay more pipelines ... build more new-clear plants"

Emph mine. She didn't name the states in the prepared remarks -- but how did she pronounce "nuclear" just now? Was this a pronunciation cue?
BANNERS ARE BAD! WAVE YOUR BANNERS IF YOU AGREE!
The weary tone when trash-talking Obama works really well.
McCain doesn't like lobbyists, btw. No sir.
Like Don Young and Ted Stevens?
BRING IT ON!!!!
Late to the party here. Was there this much trashing in Denver?
McCain doesn't like lobbyists, btw.

What ever happened to that NYT story? It seemed to only last a day or two while everyone went crazy over Edwards a few months later.
*wonders if it's too early to unfurl the MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner*
The "can't stand -> can't stand up to" would have been tighter if it hadn't had all the interstitial stuff.
"journey of personal discovery" ouch. that was a good, stinging line.
John McCain: YOU OWE YOUR DESK TO HIM!
Obama CAN lift up his arms = fag
Yes, but did he bring you a desk?
GIVE McCAIN A DESK JOB!
Oh -- wait -- that was another guy.
"the kind of name" --- ok even I can see that is a racist dig at Obama
The top google search in the last hour: bureaucracy?
(What was Kerry thinking, not getting captured..?)
We need a president who can give you a thumbs up.
Saved the best POW punchline for last?
Because America is going to be put into the prison cell of world opinion
There was trashing, Piedmont, but it wasn't generally as ham-fisted, although I'm biased.

And by the by, I'm one of those people who think Hitler gave some great speeches, but this is a really good speech IMO. I find its contents deplorable, but she's both presenting herself while at the same time rallying the base behind McCain. Add in some hardcore Obama trash talking and you've pretty much got all you'd want from a speech like this.

Although I'm not sure the being economical with the truth parts (bridge, oil) will sit very well with the media. But Republican strategists have known for a long time that people tend to forget these things quickly.
HOPE CHANGE MCCAIN
(What was Kerry thinking, not getting captured..?)
Obviously he wasn't.
Wait --

"If character is the measure in this election ... and hope the theme ... and change the goal we share, then I ask you to join our cause. Join our cause and help America elect a great man as the next president of the United States."

She really is talking about Obama, right?
I think she did very well with the base. I'm not so sure it'll play well with independent voters.
MCCAIN IS IN THE HIZZOUSE
DESK! THE! BUILD!
"--he's not up here yet, I haven't--what if the family's--"

Weird mic stuff.
PUT THAT GODDAMN BABY TO BED ALREADY.
I agree, it was a good speech. If the public buys into a notion that its ok for her to know nothing but how to be feisty, it could end up being a decent pick for McCain, though he will still lose.
He's gonna do some Sinatra. I just know it.
I feel so lucky to live in the only country where school-children got desks.
Did he just tell Todd that he did a great job?
Tigh/Roslin, bitches!
Good catches there, cortex - what are you watching? I don't get any of that stuff on CNN. Or have you got headphones on or something?
She did great with the base. But they need more than the base.
His body movements just made me realize that Disney workers would have the easiest job they've ever had for the Hall of Presidents.

(Maybe that's where he's from...)
technical difficulties?
Is there anything more patriotic than a giant closeup of the flag?
what the hell was all that?
Seriously, i thought mccain was gonna say something.
Aww... David Brooks is in LUV.
I think Obama is going to need Hillary Clinton's help to win this election.
Oh yeah, COWBOY TROY!
Looked like McCain was a good arm away from giving someone off stage the fungoo.
That was a family, cortex. An American family.
The black cowboy gets to quote King.
AGAIN WITH THE RAMPANT AUTOTUNE
also: mashup.
A Republican mashup is called "synergy".

Raisin' McCain?
The black cowboy gets to quote King.

Union rules.
This song will get the black vote up and dancing.
Whatever it is, please promise me that McCain will never say "drill baby drill".

*shudders*
I'll bet Rush Limbaugh has a hard on right now, and without any viagra.
"synergy"

Heh, too true.
“The speech that Gov. Palin gave []well delivered, but it was written by George Bush’s speechwriter and sounds exactly like the same divisive, partisan attacks we’ve heard from George Bush for the last eight years. If Gov. Palin and John McCain want to define ‘change’ as voting with George Bush 90 percent of the time, that’s their choice, but we don’t think the American people are ready to take a 10 percent chance on change,” said Bill Burton, Obama campaign spokesman.
McCain plays chicken with the train, chicken with the tray-ain
Boehner just knocked one out of the park, there.
Am I right about this? Everybody who spoke tonight had a pro-life line EXCEPT Palin. Interesting.
Right. I need a shower. Let me know when it's been four years.
Heh, is it me or can Anderson Cooper not get a word in edgewise tonight?
Hmm, I wonder if Hillary will be the one to put McCain over the top in this roll call as well.
Where is that weird chuckling on the feed coming from?
Quoth Divine_Wino in The Thread:

">My favorite line was him saying we don't want big brother.

There is simply not enough vodka in the universe to erase the cognitive dissonance of hearing these venal, evil, emotional adolescents try to not only deny the last eight years, but their whole philosophy on the facts alone. Holy shit."
ROLL CALL! CALL THE ROLL! FENCE THE DESK!
Ah, delegate mics.
cortex, have you taken your meds?
FIVE VOTES FOR RON PAUL
RON PAUL GETS VOTES, BOOS
SPEAK AMERICAN
HERE COMES THE PASSIN' & YIELDIN'
Is passing normal? I've never watch this dang thing before.
OK, I'm not obsessive enough to watch the roll call. Is there anything worthwhile on The Thread, or can I go to bed without looking at it?
Thinking about it more, she gave a nice speech to the base, but she also gave away plenty of lines of attack to the other side. Based on what we've seen from Obama's campaign before, it should be even easier to dismantle McCain now.
COLORADO IS REALLY EXCITED
#1 thing I love about the roll calls? Boosterism.

Hai we're the proud delegation from the great state of New Texarkania, home of superior potatoes, and we're voting yes!

Also, I haven't thought about Republican delegate counts since, like, February.
The Thread > 9622

*sheds a tiara*
9622?

I have to look, just to see if it will make my computer asplode.
From this point on, it will be known as THE THREAD.
Oh, it will. But really I meant 9622v2. But that won't help your computer. Godspeed.
Is passing normal? I've never watch this dang thing before.

It is for Prez & Veep home states, so they can time it so that they will put the nominee over the top (if you've seen the DNC roll call you know what I mean). They just time it so that they stop just before the magic number, then whichever delegation has the floor at that time yields it to Arizona (I guess this time) and Bam! Nominee.

<small>*LECTURES AMERICANS ON CONVENTION ARCANA*</small>
fivethirtyeight: "I don't think the Republicans are doing as good a job as the Democrats were doing about pairing their speeches to the strengths of the speaker. It's as if they wrote seven or eight speeches, and drew lots to determine who would deliver which one. So you have Mitt Romney -- one of the wealthiest men ever to run for office -- critiquing east-coast elitism, and Mike Huckabee -- who is an economic populist in disguise -- critiquing big government, and Sarah Palin -- who voters don't know one iota about -- critiquing Barack Obama's biography."
Is it wrong that I sort have a thing for Donna Brazile?
Wife home, pissing off to watch some wholesome Aaron Sorkin tv now.

Thank you all so much, and God bless America!
ooo, cortex is in trouble!
Good night, cortex!
ND passes, N Mariana Isl's pass, OH passes, OK passes, OR passes... how are they going to do this? Who's going to yield to AZ?
haha SD made a funny
They're gonna go all the way through the alphabet first, aren't they.
Well, they know how many delegates Arizona has, so they're just waiting 'till they get within that margin, probably.
I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK EVERYONE START AGAIN FROM THE BEGinning... holy shit, there are PAGES here?!?

... fine.

Ooh, next she's going to say how she stood up to Big Oil.
Translation: They don't have full serve stations in Alaska.

Rudy is not the guy to pull that off without seeming ubercreepy.
Dude, Rudy could not pull off a cardigan without seeming ubercreepy.
Holy crap, The Thread is a monster. It makes my browser ache.

This thing about her son bother's more than anything else in the speech:
I'm just one of many moms who will say an extra prayer each night for our sons and daughters going into harm's way. Our son Track is 19, and one week from tomorrow, September 11th, he'll deploy to Iraq with the Army infantry in the service of his country.
Is he actually deploying on 9/11? Are we supposed to believe that's a coincidence? And isn't identifying him and putting his picture up there for the world to see putting him at increased risk? Every insurgent in Iraq will want to get him.
X-posted from THE THREAD:

A little funny:

While Mitt Romney was cracking jokes about Al Gore's private jet...

... Al Gore was flying from San Francisco to Tampa on Southwest, on the same plane as my business partner and his wife.
Thanks, h-dogg. It's nice to think that facts might have something to do with this.
Ambinder: It's Going To Be Palin's September

Crowley: Phonetic Palin (I called it first! And yes, she did say "nucular" in Dayton.)

Halperin: The 18 Ways Sarah Palin an Help McCain Close the Enthusiasm Gap
Looks like I picked a bad time to quit sniffing glue and drinking.
If anything, she's returning to Alaska to avoid the media as much as possible. She's a figurehead, she's given her little speech and now the Republicans will do everything they can to avoid putting her in the media.
This piece answers my questions above: Is the McCain-Palin Campaign Violating Operational Security?
So, um, anyone know where I can watch Fox News live on the internet tonight?
Not offhand and I can't imagine they'd do at live, but I've been wrong before...Try AskMe perhaps?
You know who else has ZERO executive experience?

John McCain.


I was astonished when they kept pushing that "legislators don't know how to govern angle." Not only does that make no sense, but like the "Washington insiders are bad" angle, it points out a supposed weakness that is not just present but taken to an extreme in a presidential candidate who's served over 20 years in the Senate. WTF?
Heh. Saw that comment on twitter earlier. Kickass.
What time is the O'Reily Factor?
Oh, they've taped the segment or or doing so now, I get that -- just figured that while I'm watching the RNC, I might as well see it as it first airs. I may figure something out still.
8 ET, repeated at 11.
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