State of the Union live blog
Since Brandon hasn't started a SOTU thread, and tehanu suggested one, here goes!


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Excellent!

I'm looking forward to good speechifyin' putting a nice veneer over my shattered hopes.
Yay!

So I didn't know there was a committee appointed to escort the President in.
I thought this thing started at 8:00 so I was checking for livefeed links earlier and coming up empty before I realized.

CNN
Huffington Post
CNN
MSNBC
Ola! Is it on somewhere already? PBS not showing anything.
Oh and of course, Wonkette: "A cavalcade of old, white motherfuckery is entering the chamber right now."
nax it's on CSPAN and CNN. Didn't load the players for the others. But no talking yet, just entering and clapping.
ah, there it is
What? Obama may argue for allowing gays in the military? He really does have a radical socialist agenda.
PBS is done its puff piece on Hillary. I'm watching George and Diane on ABC. They're not saying anything.
"madam" speaker-- I love that. Gives me a thrill every time. Also, the president is black.
He's also supposed to announce a big high speed rail investment. We're on the rocks but he is planning to sweet talk the left from the rumors I read.
If his sweet talking involves the phrase "I revoke 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell'", I could almost overlook the rest.
"don't ask, don't tell" and "Single Payer"
He is going to strongly suggest Congress should get rid of DADT. With support high in the military.
Again with Barry and Joe with the one blue tie, one red. They must call each other every morning. That's nice.
But next week, from where the rumors seem more credible. He may just mention it tonight though.
PBS showing a serious Geithner. Yeah, on you Tim
Can we put a ban on the Wall Street / Main Street thing yet?
HOPEY IS HOPEFUL!
We all hated the bailouts, and none of us wanted the bailouts, so we bailed out?
CR-- Drink!
Yeah, but they only gave it back to get out of the regulations attached
Oh Congress, everybody on their feet, so how about fucking vote OUR interests instead of your party's interest
But I was talking about the iPad! Yeah, that sounds weird to say.
Some joke with Boehner there. Showed him, and everybody laughing?
I never expected him to be so upbeat...
The Partisan Applause Divide is always entertaining stuff.
We cut your taxes, and you need to go out and spend -- where have I heard this before..? Whatever happened because of that?
I love lines like that-- 2mil working now!-- where opposition doesn't want to applaud but have to.
1 1/2 million jobs by the end of the year? Oh my.
Jeebus -- even Kazan got grudging sit-down applause at his big moment, and he was a genuine rat.
That's awesome that you bring up these stories now, but people need to be reminded more than once a year.

Jobs bill for everyone!! Don't ask about healthcare!
So the money the banks have repaid is going back to the banks?
No, it's going to SMALL banks, see?
Health care? Hellooooo?
HE'S GONNA MAKE THE TRAINS RUN ON TIME.
Brandonb, roflmao
Health care is so 2009, we're pivoting, see?
I guess Republicans don't like tax breaks for creating American jobs?
You mean 'how long should we wait for health care?' Like that?
That's right, we're gonna be the #1 first world country with shitty health care!
I like that-- he blamed "the lobbyists"
We will have some trains in some places that run on time sometimes but we will not be able to give the train drivers decent health insurance, sorry.
Repubc however seem to think that's code for "republicans"
That's why we need robotic trains that run on clean nuclear energy, Tehanu,
YAY NUCLEAR POWER

Wait, WUT
Oh, fuck -- he's bought into that clean coal bullshit.
Ok, we're cheering for more nuke plants. This will not end well.
wow - McCain's oil drilling, health care plan, and spending freeze...
He looks like he's feeling the love
Robot trains! That's a SOTU I would like to see. Especially if Jane Espenson writes it. *daydreams*
I don't want to lead the world. I just want to stop giving half my paycheck to the insurance company and the other half to fund wars.
'Export Initiatives' = Subsidies?

Is the WTO gonna go for that?
Someboy put nax on one of our nice new trains, please!
The previous education initiative that rewarded failure really sucked.
Don't, nax seems cool and once the trains become self-aware it's all gonna go to Hades.

Anyway, the resemblance to Campaignin' McCain is seriously damaging my mellow.
YEAH FUCK YOU HIGH SCHOOL
There he goes with the socialism and helping young people
can that school loan stuff apply retroactively? Just sayin'
ACtually I could totally get behind self-aware trains.
All these tax credits -- you still gotta front the cash.

(How is it I'm on my third Red Cap already? That was fast...)
Hello 2009!
37 minutes in.
The president just said "Thank you honey" awwww
FUCK YOU FAT KIDS YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED
1 .... TRILLION dollars!
He's riffing a lot. Actually, he's looser and more personable than usual.
I personally promise to spend some of my savings at the mall if Congress manages to cut my health care bill.
'What's in it for me?' Jack shit, apparently.
I personally promise to save money and send my kids to a jazzed-up new community college if Congress manages to cut my health care bill.
I personally promise to help spend some of Nax's savings at the mall if Congress manages to cut my health care bill.
Pretty good, capturing the populist outrage at the banks in the begining. I didn't like the "I'm not interested in punishing the banks." thing later on. Fuck that. I say fuck the banks (or more specifically, the individuals involved)
'You think you can do better?'

No, that's why we voted YOU in.
Don't stand up unless you plan to negotiate in earnest and not with political gain in mind you bastards.
Brandonb I've my eye on a nice sweater for you
xammer boy is right though, Obama seems very likable and easy going. The kind of guy you want to have beer with, hint hint
Uh oh, he's droppin' gs
Sky cam on PBS!! WHOA
Barry, we know Bush fucked up, you can't live off that crutch forever. At some point ya gotta own the job you asked for.
So keep paying for old people's meds and those two wars, fuck everybody else. Check.
It worked so well for Nixon.
It's completely surreal that America is still in the midst of two wars, WTH?
REpubs don't like pay as you go?
Barry, Barry, Barry... They're not interested in 'bipartisanship'. You just have to act like FDR or Johnson by grabbing their balls and squeezing until they say OK.
A year ago I was all rah! rah! rah! ... and now listening to this all I hear is blah blah blah.
Well put, Capt. Renault!
(Amen to that, headnsouth.)
Shot of Maxine in taxi cab yellow cut to bunch o' old white somber guys in grey suits. Which one is America? Just sayin
I get the feeling that Obama is saying "Fuck you" a lot in his head as he's talking about Republicans. Something about his tone...
How about disclose which legislation is written by lobbyists.
Except for those certain jobs and visitors...
Cheers for the SCOTUS ruling! Moneeeey!
Which Justice drew the short straw?
I'm actually feeling kinda bad for McCain right now.
NO to earmark reform, it's the only way my nfp is going to get its govt grant back (but for everybody else it's fine)
What will this earmark website be called?
Woodshed time
The part where politicians start to talk about what the magical unicorn glittery world of politics is like really annoys me. It's insulting to the voters.
And this is why we elected Obama. I can't remember another President who had such credibility and gravitas with this kind of message.
Perhaps it's time for there to be a Deputy Secretary of the Treasury, in this time of economic uncertainty, take care of the day to day stuff of running an economy. Just sayin'.
I apparently live in Tehanu's magical glitter world of unicorns. Just let me give these bunnies some flowers before I come back to reality.
TERRORISTS -- DRINK!
Al Franken is a member of the Joint Chiefs of Staff?
And we will prosecute George Bush and Dick Cheney for war crimes, oh sorry, got lost in the magic glitter world again...
I wish they didn't sling mud, I really do. But whenever a politicians stands up and tells a roomful of everyone in power that it's really time to change their ways and all of politics, it rings so deeply false that it feels insulting.
Everyone just made a note to dump their Boeing stock.
Tehanu, maybe you should get on a train?
Reagan wanting to get rid of nukes?

Am I thinking of the right Reagan?
"Leader in the fight against climate change..!"

I'm drunker than I thought! This Jura is really nice stuff!
Joe Biden isn't for freedom and human dignity. The latter makes sense.
OH STFU about girls going to school in Afghanistan, if that girl can still grow up to be legally raped by her husband.
Call for repeal of DADT coming up?
Ah there it is.
Husband just walked in with food-- what got the big applause?
OMG, he's still talking.
NOW he's being patronizing.
Wake up, Joe.
He's being scoldy, but his predecessor was a whiny scold, so this is at least a rhetorical improvement.
GREATER SETBACKS TOMORROW!
USA! USA! USA!
Did he really get all the way through this speech without introducing any ordinary Murkins or soldier heroes?
No kidding, you don't quit.
Obama filibustered Congress all by himself!
What. Happened. To. SKY CAM?
Shouldn't they have Jack Bauer close by somewhere to make sure he's safe? Someone might have that poison stuff on their hands that got President Palmer, our first Black president.
I want my train NOW.
WTF is up with signing autographs?

Politics as sport, indeed.
SAVE THE AUTOGRAPHS FOR THE FANEXPO, BARRY, YOU DONT GET JACK SHIT FOR THEM NOW
If I can't have a train, can I have some health care?
No.
We're going to have a high-speed train to Canada to get health care. The Canadians are very polite, so they will welcome us all.
This is interesting. Repub response from Virginia State House, papered with all friends, but looking like Congress.
Yes, we are, but please bring some of your lovely microbrews as a welcome gift.
I have been in power for 27 days, and as such, am qualified to criticize.
Teleprompter: Wait for applause. The State House is a good set, but could they find someone who can talk without sounding wooden?
Christ, he sounds like an infomercial.
Capt. Renault,

You've got it! Would you like a refreshing IPA from Colorado?
That's my governor. Unfortunately.
We're going to fix health care by letting all the companies sell them from completely unregulated Guam! That'll fix it.
It is *not* the best medical care system in the world. And I can't help it that you're too lazy to read the damn health care bill.
I think there's about 30 million people who might disagree with "best medical system in the world".
After all, the Chesapeake watershed is toast anyway. Might as well drill.
Innovative energy policies. Like mountaintop removal mining to get at that squeaky-clean coal.
Don't forget the tax break for the company doing it!
At least he didn't say his daughter was available.
BOO LEGAL RIGHTS!
Who needs the Constitution and the rule of law anyway. Damn muslins
"Personal Freedom" = "You're on your fucking own." Check.
That sounds like socialism to me, Guv.
Unless they are black, poor, foreign or non-Christian
TYVM once again for hosting, brandonb. Good night all.
As usual, Wonkette pretty much nails the response.
And I'm well too drunk for a school night. Thanks, everyone. Thanks, Barry.
Washington Independent is reporting that DADT will be a subject of a hearing on the Senate Armed Services Committee's calendar for next Tuesday.
I won't be able to tune in but it'd be nice to read a liveblog after the fact. I wonder how many people can tune in during the day? I'm only able to listen to Obama scold the Republicans because I'm home today.
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