RNC—Day 2-and-a-half
Romney? Huckabee? VP nominee? It must be... Wednesday at the RNC!


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Tee-hee.

To start y'all off, here's Romney's prepared remarks, folks.
Heh, was just coming here to make a thread.

Romney is up. GREAT hair.
Whoops and there goes Romney... Short speech?
I don't know about anything else but I want to buy a used car from this guy.
I've heard that Palin is going back to Alaska tomorrow, can anyone confirm? 'Cause that would be odd, shouldn't she be campaigning?
It's startling as they pan through the crowd: It really does seem to be just a bunch of old, white people.
Yeah, Chuck Todd's reporting that Palin's returning to Alaska after the convention. Very weird. That's not going to look good at all. It's just going to amplify the blood-in-the-water scent the media's been circling around.
Middle-aged Republican conventiongoers doing that shoulders-only dance thing and lipsyncing to dated pop music = why am I making myself watch this.
I loved this:

It’s the same path Europe took a few decades ago. It leads to moribund growth and double-digit unemployment.

And by "loved" I mean "hated", because it's full of shit. Unemployment for the EU27 is at 6.7% (PDF!!) per the latest annual report, and it's in double digits in... um, exactly nowhere.
Ah, the talking points: Obama was just a community activist, which sounds subtlety like "black guy."
And now, Mike "Not the VP nom" Huckabee. Among all these guys I don't like, I kind of liked him. In a not-for-president sort of way.
Huckabee's remarks (prepared)
Madonna concert. Topical, Mike.
Huckabee: McCain has stubborn intergrity! 1337 Media! Madonna is tacky! Hey, we're really not racists, I swear!
I suppose I should find out if this is actually the snarky live-blogging room before I really get into it.
Is this the snarky live-blogging room?
Yeah, it's the snarky live-blogging room.
What Huckabee is doing good is pointedly attack Obama and attempting to paint him a certain way.
Oh man, this is my first snarky live-blogging room ever!
European ideas!

It's true, I want to destroy America. On the upside though, he didn't say "200,000 Germans" like everyone else, because there were all kinds of people there -- European, American and other -- and if there's one thing we Dutch hate being called even more than Danish is German. Oh hi cortex!
Welcome neroli! Now get snarkin'.
gnfti, I've always found you to be one of the nicest Danes I've ever known.
DON'T INFLATE YOUR TIRES! THE GOVERNMENT IS BAD!
Oh snap, Sarah Palin got more votes than Joe Biden!
Whoa, wait, John McCain was in the military?!
Ooh, that Biden reference is just made for mashing into a probama message for a YouTube cutup or whatever.

He deviates from the prepared remarks a lot.
And don't forget guys, Colbert made this guy.
"When John McCain received his country's call to service", he said, 'Yes sir, Mr. Lincoln."
Yeah, the zing at Biden wasn't bad. But how weird is it that inflating your tires is a godless liberal practice now?
Huh, the roll call is after Palin's speech. Do they want to make sure no one's gonna watch it?
He can't even lift his arms!

(Because he fell out of a plane.)
This desk story is terrible.
I spent the day cleaning my mom's house and watching Fox news.
The military earned everyone an education?!
I just totally went there, didn't I.
Yeah, he almost had me until the desk story.
You get a desk because of war. And...municipal tax dollars?

Freedom dollars, maybe?

I hope McCain marches out with a desk tonight.
HUZZAH! NOW GIVE THE MAN A DESK
John McCain bought me a school desk! You too!

(so what were those chinese desk makers doing all that time?)

Classic red meat speech though.
Good catch on the roll call. I wonder what that's about. All sorts of crazy stuff it could mean.
JOHN MCCAIN IS YOUR NEW SCHOOL DESK
Ohhhh. Aiming for desk in the oval office. That's...that's tying it up, I guess.
Can I have a pen too?
Mike, George is leaving the oval office, it won't be a school desk anymore!
Not to mention, AK and AZ are at the top of the alphabet last time I looked, so don't blink, the first part should be a blurringly fast game of yielding-the-floor.
EARN THE DESK!
FENCE THE BUILD!
They seem to have fixed their Build The Fence ordering; saw it on a cutaway during the break. Alas.
"a unique combination of toughness and grace"

Gruffness?
As of now, the Palin Withdrawal Index is at 11.5%. Will it rise or fall tonight?
Why is John McCain pushing for change in Washington if he's been there all the time?
I am not watching the convention (because Bones is on) but I wanted to point out that NASCAR cares deeply about tire inflation.
Man, I was thinking the HI gov woulda been a better nom. But her speech sucks ass. Maybe the crow is cold?
Take that, mere words! Eloquence can go fuck itself!
Wasilla only has more people than anyone has credibly claimed it has even now, let alone when Palin was in office. Weird.
I suppose they're just being sympathetic to programmers. Which code-wrangler does not relate to having to fence the build from time to time?
Palin CAN'T back out, the Daily Show has plans.
Like trying to run with "some have criticized McCain for having two houses!"
11%? one-in-ten seems low, am I interpreting that right? I feel like it's at least 1 in 4 considering the MSNBC reportage on her imminent retreat to Alaska.

And WTF is the population of Wasilla? It's anywhere from 5k - 10k. WTF people, consult a damn census much?
Actually, Wasilla had about 4,000 people when Palin was mayor.
ZERO!
ZERO!
ZERO!
I think Sarah brought Wal-Mart in and that doubled the population. Or something.
You know who else has ZERO executive experience?

John McCain.
You want some crowd footage to splice into a jokey edit of McCain speaking, there it is.
According to wikipedia: As of the 2000 census, its population was 5,469, but the 2005 estimate gave a population of 8,471.
Seriously, is there some way someone could shoot down, once and for all, this magical use of the word "executive"?
man those bleachers are empty...
Geez, the place looks like an AARP convention.
Size matters.
Not only does Alaska have the same number of electoral votes as Delaware; it also has ridiculously low population density.

TAKE THAT, DEMOCRATS.
Alaska's just like Delaware!

'cept for that distance and weather and larger population.
neroli, i think this does a good job. it's a timeline of what she did and for how long and compares it to obama. http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/9/2/1613/27485/447/581295

I think it's from The Thread.
Sarah Palin: SHE HAS A VAGINA.
Yeah, with this kind of build up, there's no way she's backing out, even if she wanted to.
Shit, I thought that was an introduction. Anyone else notice the signal to noise ratio being much lower than at this time last week?
Yes, cameraman. Linger on the bosom of the teenage mom-to-be that we're not supposed to be talking about.
The Dems didn't need to get the base fired up, the Repubs DO.
9/11! How long 'till Rudy mentions it?
"They're now moving male delegates out of the front deck of seats and moving female delegates in there, in preparation for Palin's speech (according to one of the MSNBC people on the floor)." -- Flunkie in The Thread
Rudy!

This guy was mayor of your country or something, right?
90 seconds in, brandonb.
Time to 9/11 countdown. Make your bets.
Shit, too slow. I'm putting it at 2:30.
"I lost badly! Ha ha! Laugh now!"
"USA! USA!"

"Shut up, I'm TALKING!"
Giuliani's remarks (prepared)
Leave to to Rudy to think a chant of U S A! U S A! is for him.
POW POW POW!
Whoa, wait, McCain was tortured?
You have two applicants for a job...

...AND ONE CAN'T LIFT UP HIS ARMS!!!!!
Maybe they figured out how to reprogram Rudy. Intense hypnotherapy sessions to replace "9/11" with "POW".
Wow, McCain ran for Congress and then the Senate. The things you learn.
Shhhhhh! We don't use the T-word around here, mister.
CAN'T! LIFT! UP! HIS! ARMS!
The extended laugh-at-Obama sequence is pretty gross here. Rudy is not the guy to pull that off without seeming ubercreepy.
"community organizer" = fag
Rudy is in embarrassing drunken uncle territory. Gods.
"Present"! Like it's a gift!
BOOOO POLITICS!!

Did they finalize a platform?
Yeah, it's coming across as weirdly smug and petty. I think they should be treading a little more carefully.
NEVER LET RUDY LAUGH OH GOD
Yeah, that damn Obama, he couldn't even pick his own VP.
CACKLE
Cackling.
Three comments in a row have gone poof. Weird.
Cackle, Rudy! Cackle!
Crisis! Here it comes....
I've got comments totally disappearing here. It's weird.
Um, he lead a campaign that beat everyone else.
He's the least experience candidate since at least Lincoln! And who doesn't hate him, right??? AMIRIGHTGUYZ!!!!!!NINEELEVEN!!!
Rudy's smug laugh is perfect for a dance remix.
He's the least experienced canididate since at least Lincoln! And who doesn't hate him, AMIRITENINELEVEN??
John McCain, Uber protector.
Thanks for live blogging this everyone. I just can't force myself to actually watch it and I appreciate that you all are giving a great play-by-play.
Wait, there's *good* change?
Even for red meat rhetoric this is weak. Total yawnsville. Good Change vs. Bad Change? Is Sexual Harassment Panda coming out next?
Posts aren't getting thru.
9/11!!!!!
OK, now I'm watching the convention.

9/11!
Comments back, apologies, didn't expect to hit the comment limit so soon
What butterstick said. Seems fine again now though.
Yay! Thank god.
Victory over Nouns!
Rudy, people don't actually know the answers to these questions because they're kind of complicated.
He who is tired of London is tired of America... wait, what?
Rudy, do you really want to examine who's changed positions on what? I don't think you do.
Oh, shot of Rep. Bachmann on CNN. Did anyone see her on Larry King in 'debate' with Carville?
This is not a well-constructed speech.
Rudy is starting to scare me. He's enjoying this a bit too much.
Making a "presidential candidate x may change his mind about his VP candidate, lol" joke might not be that clever, either.
If I were Joe Biden, I'd start figuring out what it is that the VP does all day right. now.
Someone rescue that baby from Skeletor!
I was hoping we'd get the 9/11 mention at 9:11 local time.
"Wait, we're Georgi--uh, yaaaaAAAAYYYyyyiguess?"
McCain for President of Georgia! Obama for Secretary-General of the UN!
Rudy would be great with five year olds.
Are there any CDs of this guy's work?
Rudy's role: Zell Miller of 2008
"Next time, call John McCain [for advice on foreign policy decisions]"? Uh, he just might, Rudy, he just might.
"Like Ronald Reagan..."

There it is.
No, she isn't the most popular. Our gubner down heah has better ratings than Palin.
Rudy has gone into drag mode.
I thought the VP was the traditional attack dog.

Wish someone would post the Obama on O'Reilly to youtube already.
Palin "represents a new generation"

Um...maybe not the best choice of words?
I want a ytmnd of him saying "CosmoPAAAHLatin" in a short loop, and I want it yesterday.
Evil smells like Vapo-Rub, Drakkar Noir, and Vitalis.
He's right. She once evacuated all of Lower Wasilla during them coordinated moose attacks. On foot.

A day that will live in infamy.
Rudy really does love himself, oh yes. and what does Rudy love most about himself? HIS VOICE.
McCain is looking, with his VP choice, to the future, when there's a good chance he'll be dead. Okay.
We're all doing the RNC drinking game, right?
Rudy just got FAB-ulous there for a sec.
How dare they raise the subject of time management?!
Cornered bunch of rats.

And now Rudy's a feminist?!
Let's be fair. Giuliani's speech is easily the most rousing one of the 2004 RNC so far.
Giving workers the right to work. Arbeit macht frei.
To ending Slavery...and jumping parties when they wanted to drink from OUR water fountains.
"We're the party that believes in giving workers the right to work!" Fuck unions!
Yeah, but the only way I can play the RNC drinking game is if I do a shot for each policy statement. If I drank for each code word, dog whistle, talking point or mindless smear I'd be dead.
Geez, he's dragging on. There's no way Palin finishes her speech by 10:00.
Let's shake this moneymaker and Move! Your! Ass!

*cue daddy yankee*
Showtime!
Okay! Go time!
OH GOD IM STOKED
heeeeeeere she is, Miss Alaaaaaaaaaaassska.....
T! G! S!
T! G! S!
The daughter isn't holding the baby NOW is she?
Finally it's fucking GO TIME. Popcorn? check. Beer? check.
Please media, STOP invading the privacy of her kids. Turn the cameras away. Gosh.
B's fiance isn't great with spotting the camera.
Goddamn, I'm so pumped, I could take on all you liberals right now!
Her do is shaped the creature's head from Alien.
Missed Congeniality
Every time she says "thank you so much" I have to think of that "Truly Fully Licensed Hairstylist" song.
No, thank YOU!
Wait, she isn't nominated yet, is she?
OMG she sounds like Marge from Fargo. Dontcha know.
So much for turning it down. That was quick and decisive.
What's the lapel pin?
She's not reading this as well as I expected her to. Maybe she has to get warmed up, but she feels flat so far.
Tough fights are won by curling into a ball for 5 years....
She knows his middle initial. She's been studying.
"they overlooked the caliber of the man...and if there's one thing I know, it's caliber."
AND HE NEVER WASHED THAT UNIFORM AT ANY POINT AND I HAVE IT RIGHT HERE APPLAUSE
Victory is in sight in Iraq? Great! Bring the troops home, then. Oh right. They're there for 100 years.
After Rudy, she sounds like a lightweight who's never read off a teleprompter.
I'M A MOM
WAR
KIDS IN WAR
She will say an extra prairie tonight. That's a relief.
I'm so glad she's keeping her kids out of the spotlight. Especially the one shipping of to Iraq.

Especially him.
Time for a shoutout to war hero John Kerry, surely
Honesty: she looks poised, fired up. Human, even.
I think she's had voice lessons since Friday. Much less like Karen from "Will and Grace". And the accent is toned down a lot.

Coming back, though.
Please, tell us more about your children. Then castigate the media for asking about them.
And what's that poor baby still doing up? Much less passed from photo-op to photo-op?
Bristo's husband: "Whoa, I said you were hot, why do I have to wear this damn suit?!"
This is fucking gruesome.
I'm gonna sleep better knowing the VP.... has a family? WTF?
Yeah, tonally she's fine.
fivethirtyeight: "The RNC schedule had a [Palin] video tribute scheduled, but Rudy was too busy enjoying his 30-minute prime time speech. They scrapped the video."
"I have a message for you..."

With that black background, it was like Mork From Ork.
OMG there are union members in her family!

*crowd grumbles uneasily*
Wow, her son is deploying on 9/11? I hope Cheney remembered to get him a going away present.
It is a bizarrely softball speech so far.
YOU SAID THIS WAS PROM BRISTOL
Todd handing off the baby: "Breastfeed your brother."
Quite a package.
Seriously gruesome. Barbara Walters is gonna sue someone for format theft.
Every door except an abortion clinic
HAI GUIZE IM JUST LIKE U
"something something—AND MY PARENTS ARE HERE TONIGHT"
Hooray for parents!
Yeah, cortex, lots of fluff. Lot's of family values and Praising Cain.

I don't think that will last though.
Hey now, drezdn, easy there.
She has parents? I'd TOTALLY vote her her.

Even more so since they're "proud for America".
Wait - the working class "fight our wars" -- that's a bug, not a feature.
No cheering for Harry Truman... Oh, yeah, he was a Democrat.
<a >spit take</a>
Hooray for pitbulls!
Watch it lady. I own a pitbull.
PUT THAT POOR BABY TO BED.
DAMMIT

DREZDN YOU ARE EVIL AND FUNNY THAT IS ALL
I heard cheers -- maybe it was for haberdashers.
Going back to that Community Organizer thing again. This is such a questionable tack to take.
This is the point where she breaks into fluent Russian.
Ooh, quick shot of someone being escorted out while throwing up a peace sign.
HURF DURF COMMUNITY ORGANIZING!
How about hacks who talk one way on air and another way off air?
And you know who else was a community organizer, don't you?
"Wherever he goes, whoever is listening, whichever house he eats dinner at that night..."
Hooray San Francisco!
"San Francisco" = fag
Yes, that reason ALONE.
ok we need favorites here on politicalfilter, pronto
Again with this "Washington Elite" stuff. When her prospective boss has been there for 26 years or whatever.
Ooh, next she's going to say how she stood up to Big Oil.

Fun!
A servant's heart=Christian
She will carry herself, and a desk, in this spirit.
So I guess she's gonna stop dodging her deposition?
BIG OIL! We have it! Well done, gnfti!
When I stood up to the lobbyists, and the special interests...and the librarians...
"government back on the side of the people" == left Wasilia $22 million in debt.
YAY FOR EBAY!
MCCAIN HAS A JET

CINDY LETS HIM FLY AROUND IN IT
I sold a jet on ebay, just like you!
Hooray ebay!
gnfti ftw

Seems like if any civil servant needs a private plane, it'd be the governor of Alaska. Just sayin'.

And no personal chef!

SHE'S ONE OF US
The self-deprecating cooking aside has to feel like an off-the-cuff aside or it DOESN'T WORK.
PALIN CAN'T COOK!
McCain will use the Power of Veto? But Big Brother was LAST night...
Bridge to Nowhere line. Why go there.
No, really, I swear I didn't do nuthin' with that bridge!
Uh, I was reading ahead on the prepared remarks, you know.
Can you even drive to Juneau?

I think the RNC folks would cheer as hard if she said "I put the jet on myspace"
Oh -- my mistake. GOP, Big Brother is every night.
She gave cash handouts to the citizens. Communist.
Man, she's really sticking by that bridge talking point.

UNWISE.
Got a shot of the prompter for a second there. It's actually a hella nice prompter.
Although I am a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
Yeah, I gave money back to Alaska, not to YOU.
Didn't she give this speech last friday?
She's actually doing an excellent job. She's telling the base exactly what they want to hear while presenting an image a lot of people are going to like, and she can lie without flinching. If the Democrats think this is going to be a cakewalk, they need to think again.

Biden is going to have a tough debate. Hell, McCain is going to have a hard time following this tomorrow.
We shouldn't have to use our oil reserves in case of crises! Those are supposed to sit there forever, untouched!
Giving state assets to people, not shareholders? Commiefilter
What homunculus said.
Doesn't the pipeline she talks about run through Canada anyway? AKA a foreign country
I agree she's doing well.

And the folksy family stuff was totally strategic, to get people to start off underestimating her. This is how it's gonna work.
Please don't deprive us of our mockery, h-dogg. If we're doomed, we might as well have a few laughs, first.
She keeps muttering things under her breath. "Mmrrrmm drill, hrm."
This homunculus, it speaks?
If she's ever going to make a gaffe, now is the time.
Green energy! Not faggy Gore stuff, though. Manly, red-blooded alternative energy.
noun-verb-drill
She's certainly warmed up and hit her stride. But this is a controlled environment, I would love to see how she does when called on the carpet.
Ummmmm didn't Obama write the ethics reform bill last year?
BTW, primetime is ending, baby.
The columns thing again. Oy.
ethics reform = pussies
Moses comparison as a zing.
Civil rights = dirty commies.
When does rhetoric become irresponsible propaganda?
"Al Qaeda terrorists still plot to inflict catastrophic harm on America ... and he's worried that someone won't read them their rights."

Wow. Just wow.
quick shot of Republican matriarch shaking her head no at the read the rights line.
gee, wonder why al queda is still plotting harm on america....

and we SHOULD read them their fucking rights, because it's not a PRINCIPLE if you drop it when it's inconvenient.

TAX TAX TAX TAX TAX
TAXES TAXES TAXES
When does rhetoric become irresponsible propaganda?

At presidential nominating conventions?
Wasn't McCain against drilling?

It's funny that so many Republicans are excited about her because while she may be a social conservative, she definitely doesn't seem like a fiscal one.
Yeah, I would REALLY like to see how she does if she's called on the carpet for this stuff.
"Clean coal"

military intelligence

jumbo shrimp

scholar-athlete
I now know way more about her family than I did this morning. I did not expect that from this speech.
From the prepared remarks:

"Starting in January, in a McCain-Palin administration, we're going to lay more pipelines ... build more new-clear plants"

Emph mine. She didn't name the states in the prepared remarks -- but how did she pronounce "nuclear" just now? Was this a pronunciation cue?
BANNERS ARE BAD! WAVE YOUR BANNERS IF YOU AGREE!
The weary tone when trash-talking Obama works really well.
McCain doesn't like lobbyists, btw. No sir.
Like Don Young and Ted Stevens?
BRING IT ON!!!!
Late to the party here. Was there this much trashing in Denver?
McCain doesn't like lobbyists, btw.

What ever happened to that NYT story? It seemed to only last a day or two while everyone went crazy over Edwards a few months later.
*wonders if it's too early to unfurl the MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner*
The "can't stand -> can't stand up to" would have been tighter if it hadn't had all the interstitial stuff.
"journey of personal discovery" ouch. that was a good, stinging line.
John McCain: YOU OWE YOUR DESK TO HIM!
Obama CAN lift up his arms = fag
Yes, but did he bring you a desk?
GIVE McCAIN A DESK JOB!
Oh -- wait -- that was another guy.
"the kind of name" --- ok even I can see that is a racist dig at Obama
The top google search in the last hour: bureaucracy?
(What was Kerry thinking, not getting captured..?)
We need a president who can give you a thumbs up.
Saved the best POW punchline for last?
Because America is going to be put into the prison cell of world opinion
There was trashing, Piedmont, but it wasn't generally as ham-fisted, although I'm biased.

And by the by, I'm one of those people who think Hitler gave some great speeches, but this is a really good speech IMO. I find its contents deplorable, but she's both presenting herself while at the same time rallying the base behind McCain. Add in some hardcore Obama trash talking and you've pretty much got all you'd want from a speech like this.

Although I'm not sure the being economical with the truth parts (bridge, oil) will sit very well with the media. But Republican strategists have known for a long time that people tend to forget these things quickly.
HOPE CHANGE MCCAIN
(What was Kerry thinking, not getting captured..?)
Obviously he wasn't.
Wait --

"If character is the measure in this election ... and hope the theme ... and change the goal we share, then I ask you to join our cause. Join our cause and help America elect a great man as the next president of the United States."

She really is talking about Obama, right?
I think she did very well with the base. I'm not so sure it'll play well with independent voters.
MCCAIN IS IN THE HIZZOUSE
DESK! THE! BUILD!
"--he's not up here yet, I haven't--what if the family's--"

Weird mic stuff.
PUT THAT GODDAMN BABY TO BED ALREADY.
I agree, it was a good speech. If the public buys into a notion that its ok for her to know nothing but how to be feisty, it could end up being a decent pick for McCain, though he will still lose.
He's gonna do some Sinatra. I just know it.
I feel so lucky to live in the only country where school-children got desks.
Did he just tell Todd that he did a great job?
Tigh/Roslin, bitches!
Good catches there, cortex - what are you watching? I don't get any of that stuff on CNN. Or have you got headphones on or something?
She did great with the base. But they need more than the base.
His body movements just made me realize that Disney workers would have the easiest job they've ever had for the Hall of Presidents.

(Maybe that's where he's from...)
technical difficulties?
Is there anything more patriotic than a giant closeup of the flag?
what the hell was all that?
Seriously, i thought mccain was gonna say something.
Aww... David Brooks is in LUV.
I think Obama is going to need Hillary Clinton's help to win this election.
Oh yeah, COWBOY TROY!
Looked like McCain was a good arm away from giving someone off stage the fungoo.
That was a family, cortex. An American family.
The black cowboy gets to quote King.
AGAIN WITH THE RAMPANT AUTOTUNE
also: mashup.
A Republican mashup is called "synergy".

Raisin' McCain?
The black cowboy gets to quote King.

Union rules.
This song will get the black vote up and dancing.
Whatever it is, please promise me that McCain will never say "drill baby drill".

*shudders*
I'll bet Rush Limbaugh has a hard on right now, and without any viagra.
"synergy"

Heh, too true.
“The speech that Gov. Palin gave []well delivered, but it was written by George Bush’s speechwriter and sounds exactly like the same divisive, partisan attacks we’ve heard from George Bush for the last eight years. If Gov. Palin and John McCain want to define ‘change’ as voting with George Bush 90 percent of the time, that’s their choice, but we don’t think the American people are ready to take a 10 percent chance on change,” said Bill Burton, Obama campaign spokesman.
McCain plays chicken with the train, chicken with the tray-ain
Boehner just knocked one out of the park, there.
Am I right about this? Everybody who spoke tonight had a pro-life line EXCEPT Palin. Interesting.
Right. I need a shower. Let me know when it's been four years.
Heh, is it me or can Anderson Cooper not get a word in edgewise tonight?
Hmm, I wonder if Hillary will be the one to put McCain over the top in this roll call as well.
Where is that weird chuckling on the feed coming from?
Quoth Divine_Wino in The Thread:

">My favorite line was him saying we don't want big brother.

There is simply not enough vodka in the universe to erase the cognitive dissonance of hearing these venal, evil, emotional adolescents try to not only deny the last eight years, but their whole philosophy on the facts alone. Holy shit."
ROLL CALL! CALL THE ROLL! FENCE THE DESK!
Ah, delegate mics.
cortex, have you taken your meds?
FIVE VOTES FOR RON PAUL
RON PAUL GETS VOTES, BOOS
SPEAK AMERICAN
HERE COMES THE PASSIN' & YIELDIN'
Is passing normal? I've never watch this dang thing before.
OK, I'm not obsessive enough to watch the roll call. Is there anything worthwhile on The Thread, or can I go to bed without looking at it?
Thinking about it more, she gave a nice speech to the base, but she also gave away plenty of lines of attack to the other side. Based on what we've seen from Obama's campaign before, it should be even easier to dismantle McCain now.
COLORADO IS REALLY EXCITED
#1 thing I love about the roll calls? Boosterism.

Hai we're the proud delegation from the great state of New Texarkania, home of superior potatoes, and we're voting yes!

Also, I haven't thought about Republican delegate counts since, like, February.
The Thread > 9622

*sheds a tiara*
9622?

I have to look, just to see if it will make my computer asplode.
From this point on, it will be known as THE THREAD.
Oh, it will. But really I meant 9622v2. But that won't help your computer. Godspeed.
Is passing normal? I've never watch this dang thing before.

It is for Prez & Veep home states, so they can time it so that they will put the nominee over the top (if you've seen the DNC roll call you know what I mean). They just time it so that they stop just before the magic number, then whichever delegation has the floor at that time yields it to Arizona (I guess this time) and Bam! Nominee.

<small>*LECTURES AMERICANS ON CONVENTION ARCANA*</small>
fivethirtyeight: "I don't think the Republicans are doing as good a job as the Democrats were doing about pairing their speeches to the strengths of the speaker. It's as if they wrote seven or eight speeches, and drew lots to determine who would deliver which one. So you have Mitt Romney -- one of the wealthiest men ever to run for office -- critiquing east-coast elitism, and Mike Huckabee -- who is an economic populist in disguise -- critiquing big government, and Sarah Palin -- who voters don't know one iota about -- critiquing Barack Obama's biography."
Is it wrong that I sort have a thing for Donna Brazile?
Wife home, pissing off to watch some wholesome Aaron Sorkin tv now.

Thank you all so much, and God bless America!
ooo, cortex is in trouble!
Good night, cortex!
ND passes, N Mariana Isl's pass, OH passes, OK passes, OR passes... how are they going to do this? Who's going to yield to AZ?
haha SD made a funny
They're gonna go all the way through the alphabet first, aren't they.
Well, they know how many delegates Arizona has, so they're just waiting 'till they get within that margin, probably.
I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK EVERYONE START AGAIN FROM THE BEGinning... holy shit, there are PAGES here?!?

... fine.

Ooh, next she's going to say how she stood up to Big Oil.
Translation: They don't have full serve stations in Alaska.

Rudy is not the guy to pull that off without seeming ubercreepy.
Dude, Rudy could not pull off a cardigan without seeming ubercreepy.
Holy crap, The Thread is a monster. It makes my browser ache.

This thing about her son bother's more than anything else in the speech:
I'm just one of many moms who will say an extra prayer each night for our sons and daughters going into harm's way. Our son Track is 19, and one week from tomorrow, September 11th, he'll deploy to Iraq with the Army infantry in the service of his country.
Is he actually deploying on 9/11? Are we supposed to believe that's a coincidence? And isn't identifying him and putting his picture up there for the world to see putting him at increased risk? Every insurgent in Iraq will want to get him.
X-posted from THE THREAD:

A little funny:

While Mitt Romney was cracking jokes about Al Gore's private jet...

... Al Gore was flying from San Francisco to Tampa on Southwest, on the same plane as my business partner and his wife.
Thanks, h-dogg. It's nice to think that facts might have something to do with this.
Ambinder: It's Going To Be Palin's September

Crowley: Phonetic Palin (I called it first! And yes, she did say "nucular" in Dayton.)

Halperin: The 18 Ways Sarah Palin an Help McCain Close the Enthusiasm Gap
Looks like I picked a bad time to quit sniffing glue and drinking.
If anything, she's returning to Alaska to avoid the media as much as possible. She's a figurehead, she's given her little speech and now the Republicans will do everything they can to avoid putting her in the media.
This piece answers my questions above: Is the McCain-Palin Campaign Violating Operational Security?
So, um, anyone know where I can watch Fox News live on the internet tonight?
Not offhand and I can't imagine they'd do at live, but I've been wrong before...Try AskMe perhaps?
You know who else has ZERO executive experience?

John McCain.


I was astonished when they kept pushing that "legislators don't know how to govern angle." Not only does that make no sense, but like the "Washington insiders are bad" angle, it points out a supposed weakness that is not just present but taken to an extreme in a presidential candidate who's served over 20 years in the Senate. WTF?
Heh. Saw that comment on twitter earlier. Kickass.
What time is the O'Reily Factor?
Oh, they've taped the segment or or doing so now, I get that -- just figured that while I'm watching the RNC, I might as well see it as it first airs. I may figure something out still.
8 ET, repeated at 11.
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