Livebloging the Inauguration of President Barack Hussein Obama
It's not everyday that a black man becomes President, so savor the moment.


Gates in D.C. open at 8am and the ceremonies will begin at 10am with Obama being sworn in around noon, probably a few minutes just before. MTV has a more detailed schedule.

Where to watch it? Everywhere. Seriously, the hard part will be finding someplace that isn't streaming or broadcasting it live.


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Official Obama portrait
I spent most of November crying in stunned joy, and here we go again.
The crowds look absolutely insane via CNN, but according to reports from NPR, things are pretty positive. Traffic cops are smiling, having fun, people are patient about crowds and upbeat.

Everyone looks cold, though.
Obama and Michelle just left where they were staying and Obama escorted Michelle to the car door and held it for her. He's got a grin from ear to ear.

They're off to a church service before heading over to the White House.
I love that they can't walk the two blocks because of all the barriers.
NPR reporting Cap Hill maintenance staff windexing the bullet proof glass on the podium. They find this hilarious for some reason.
Heh, they want to prevent any obvious signs of it, especially on tv. As amazing as America electing a black man, there's the gross undercurrent of racist crazies trying to pull something.
WTF, there's a cheesy R&B song on CNN about obama with lyrics like "He gets in his $100,000 car"
"Everybody wants a piece of heaven, everyone wants to sacrifice, don't say nothin', don't say nothin'"

what. the. hell.
Interesting bit: The vice-president gets sworn in before the President, so for a few minutes, it's President Bush and Vice-President Biden.
Hey, brandon and I are getting lonely! Where is everyone? (They lbng this at MeFi? Can't find it)
It's early yet and Tehanu is out in the crowd, might have pictures later.

Most of the Little Rock 9 will be at the Inauguration. That's pretty amazing, the national guard had to be called up just so they could go to school. They had to endure crowds shouting threats and slurs.

Now, they're attending the swearing in of a black president amidst huge crowds that are proud and happy he was elected. That's a hell of swing within a person's lifetime.
ooooh, CNN has is showing different things for the web stream, which I'm watching. For some reason, possibly when the TV version goes to commerical, they switch to music and views of the crowd.

Right now the theme, I kid you not, is '70s funk.
Lots of stuff on local news last night (Chicago) about Timuel Black, still going strong at 90, who'll be there too, front and center. What a moment.
Did you see the History Channel special on Air Force One and the support staff for it and the President? MINDBOGGLLING how people are involved and the logistics of planning overseas trips.

Heh, they just showed the helicopter that Bush will take after the swearing in. They made a point of saying it's usually called Marine One but since Bush won't be President anymore, it's just a regular military chopper.
As CNN Web goes to commerical: "The Inauguration of President Barack Obama is brought to you by Cisco Systems"

David Foster Wallace would have liked that.
Hold the phone. He's black?!
Actually, he's more of a Halfican-American
Ah, Church is over and Barack and Michelle are leaving and waving to the crowd. Again Barack escorts Michelle the car, opening and closing it for her. Nice touch.
And now, scenes of cars driving!
Hey, scenes of cars driving are the best part. But I'm sorry that they have those lines of thousands of cops and marines keeping the people back. It's not the same as having actual citizens joyously pressing against the barriers. It's a different world.
The cars are in front of the white!

A door opens!

It is...yes, it's someone we don't know!
Oh nvm, it's Biden.

Somebody got their knuckles slapped last night, over Jill Biden's comment that Joe was offered Vice President or Sec of State.

Bushs are greeting the Obama's on the front steps. Michelle has gift box for for them.
It's one of the few times I'm sorry I don't watch Oprah. The looks on everyone's faces are priceless.
Obligatory shallow comment about Michelle's outfit.

What is she WEARing! Sparkles before noon, not cool.
Everyone is in the White House, no cameras follow. However tomorrow is Open House at the White House. A previous President did that, back in the 1800s I think, and people basically mobbed it, stealing and breaking stuff. The President even had to flee. Things will probably be better tomorrow.
What?! sparkles are totally cool, don't be a hater!
I have to leave for work in 15 minutes. :( I hope PoliticalFilter isn't blocked by Websense; I haven't ever tried to log in at work.
Election day and Inauguration day really should be national holidays, it's crazy that people have to work today.

<small>I'm only at the office 'cause my assistant is in Australia</small>
Crazy people are why I have to work today.
Yeah, yeah CNN, you've partnered with Facebook and you're displaying their status right on your website, got it, now hush.
That's not a nice thing to say about Jessamyn
Weird moment: As CNN interviews a woman, the reporter asks her when she thinks change will come. She responds (paraphrasing) "not immediately, there's a lot to deal with, what with the depression and all"

Folks on the street are throwin' around the D word, lovely.
I have a meeting right at noon - I'm gonna miss the whole thing :(

/bitter about being at work.
Nice shot of the mall from Arlington on ABC
The Facebook coverage on CNN is annoying.
Yeah, I turned it off. Got images from ABC (best reception) and sound from NPR
What's the appropriate snack food for a mid-morning inauguration? Too early for a drinking game, unless you count the coffee.
WHAT'S UP Y'ALL! I kept itching for a MeFi chatfilter but then I remembered Brandon's swanky neck of the woods.

I was watching ABC's stream and I had to give up because the commentary was so banal. I'm on CNN's now which is a little less banal, a lot bigger resolution, and I guess I'll just have to mute the sound.

The mall looks RIDICULOUSLY crazy.
What's the appropriate snack food for a mid-morning inauguration?

Kool-Aid and cheese.
I'm stuck at work. Somebody has to keep this economy going...

I'm taping it, though. Don't tell me how it ends.
Don't tell me how it ends.

Say, where's Cheney?
Visiting Scooter Libby, giving him the news?
Kudos to cortex for directing the MeFi traffic over here.
What? Frak cortex, I came here on my own accord. JK CORTEX <3 LOLO XOXO
Hey, I beat brandonb! Got up at 6:30, and I was thinking wtf-- no thread yet? Okay, gotta go work for a little while. (Jeez, nax, get a life)
snack foods:

Anything chocolate.

Oreos <small>Sorry, Mom</small>

It's about 26 degrees in D.C. Those people are crazy, god bless'em
So when does Bush do all the pardoning?
I was actually up at 4am (no idea why), and was trying to decide whether to write something grand or something low key. Being black, I'm supposed to say something profound and meaningful about today, according to the rule book.
My work actually scheduled a damn meeting smack in the middle of inauguration. I emailed to ask for special dispensation and actually got it -- I can call in for the meeting while I watch the festivities.
Aww, Bush left a note on the Oval Office desk. Wonder what it says...
This is one of the few days that I'm happy to be unemployed. I wouldn't want to miss this.
"DEAR OBAMA,

HOP U LIK PRESIDENCY. I HAD FUN. IM GONNA GO MAKE THE CASH NOW.

P.S. LAURA HAS BODIES IN OUR CELLAR LOLOLOLLOLL CANT STOP KILLIN CAN SHE

OK MUSLIM JK CYA

[illustrations of fighter jets goin pew pew pew into a constitution]"

Too soon?
DEAR OSAMA,

WATCH YOUR VP, THEY'RE SLIPPERY SUCKERS
Dang.. missed the easy obama/osama nickname....
Man, that Cadillac door sounds like a frakken tank. Which I guess it is...
Whoa, Cheney in the wheelchair. Why is this freaking me out. He looks like Mr. Potter.
Stuck at work, and they've arranged for a couple of TVs downstairs, but with 400ish people crowded around two sets, I'm just going to hunker down by the light of my monitor and keep an eye on this thread. TELL ME EVERYTHING.
Cheney in a wheel chair! His black heart could not pump the blood necessary to keep him walking on such a hope filled day!

Alright this vitriol is fun and all but it's not serving any point. I'll self moderate henceforth.
There's Cheney, he's in a wheelchair. Evidently pulled a muscle in his back while moving into hell (the real one, not New Jersey).
The pulled muscle being his heretofore unknown left ventricle, yes.
TELL ME EVERYTHING.

You know that scene in Buffy where the Principal changes into a giant snake?
Well, lets just say Cheney isn't in the wheelchair anymore.
Did he start singing?
ABC reporting about change from March 4 inauguration. Could you imagine if we had to wait another 2 months. Shudders.
DEAR OBLADI-OBLADA,

I HAFTA WRITE ONE OF THESE NOTES NOW, DICK SAYS. BILL LEFT ME ONE, BUT IT WAS SO LONG I DIDNT READ IT. ITS STAPLED TO THE BACK OF THIS.

ONE THING -- THE RED PHONE DOESNT ACTUALLY WORK. FIRST I THOUGHT IT WOULD GET BATMAN, BUT THEN IT WAS JUST THESE GUYS TALKIN SOEM FUNNY TALK. DONT BOTHER.

I FOUND SOME GUMMIS IN THE DRAWER WHEN I WAS CLEANING OUT. THEYRE NOT TO OLD. YOUR WELCOME TO THEM

PLZ NAME A BOAT AFTER ME OR SOMETHING. THATD BE SO COOL. DADS IS REALLY NEAT, BUT I WAN A BIGGER ONE. SOME NAVY GUYS CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT.

ANYWAY, GOOD LUCK. DICK IS ALWAYS AVAILIBLE TO HELP YOU IF YOU NEED TO.

BOY MY HAND IS TIRED FROM THIS AND SIGNING ALL THOZE LAWS. MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET A WRIST GUARD LIKE THE BOWLERS HAVE.

G.
CNN reporter: "Tonight we'll have a new man in the White House"

That's some serious journalism right there.
You know I think these new Caddys look great. They look impregnable but at the same time look official and proper.
FYI: the Mall is packed. Packed. It's packed! Packed.
I have made an important decision that you all should know about.

I like the new limo.
Everyone has left the White House and is on the way to the podium. Lots of scenes of the Important People, former presidents and what not.
Also: people are wearing warm clothing accessories, because it is cold and they are outside.
Am I using rose colored glasses or didn't Walter Kronkite or Dan Rather manage to bide time while still making reasonable observations or otherwise not infuriating the listener with banality?
"Some are definitely wearing hats"! REALLY! FUCK YOUUUUU
All I could find in the house is M&Ms;, cheezits, and baba ganoush. (and beer and coffee)
The shots of the motorcade reinforce my already firmly held belief that motorcycles with sidecars are awesome. No one should be allowed to ride a motorcycle without a sidecar ever.
I'm telling you. Turn Off The Sound. If you also open all the windows, it's almost like being there.
An amazing sight of the presidential motorcade proceeding towards the site. The roads cleared of all traffic, hordes of people on either side, a fleet of motorcycles followed by several cars in a near single line, with support vehicles flanked behind them, lots of flashing lights/red-blue.
Yo-You Ma and Aretha Franklin are part of the music celebrations, with Aretha doing a song shortly before the swearing in.

ooo, that's one hell of a motorcade. Cops or is it soldiers are lining the route, saluting.
Chills are running up my spine (or is that the open window)
I wish PBS was doing coverage, instead of CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG, who nobody has ever liked ever.
You know, I'm a sucker for pomp and circumstanse. The military guards saluting at every turn as they get within range? Moving.
mct, the drummer in my first band proposed "sidecar" as the name for our band and I was all like "hell yeah!" imagining a nice motorcycle-and-sidecar band logo until he clarified that he meant the cocktail.
Chills are also running up my spine, but that's because I don't seem to be doing well in the Last-Minute-Pardon Pool.
nax, I feel a need to keep the sound on if anything but to hear the navy band playing warmup songs.
<small>
And imagining the banal broadcaster's bones roasted on an open fire.
</small>
Yeh, I kept telling my wife that mid life crisis will involve a motorcycle with a sidecar
The transmission is very smooth.
This is like that scene where Gordon caught the Joker after faking his death and then the mayor was all ok I'll promote you to the top job and totally ignore actual rank and then everyone applauded and then Batman showed up and went totally Gitmo. Except there's no fat guy with a cell phone in his gut.
I don't care how good/bad the limo looks, I just want it to withstand bullets/bombs/lasers/deathrays/etc.
Can Blitzer talk in a normal tone of voice? He yells everything. Gah, just shut up, let Anderson talk.
Michelle Obama takes my breath away every time I see her. That is all.
Contra CNN coverage, I'm not sure the Presidency is really the toughest job in the world so much as the toughest one that someone would try to get on purpose.
Man, does Bush look relieved. I haven't seen him that relaxed in years.
middleclasstool-- wah? rofl

And, people, really, turn off the sound and listen to npr
Recommended motorcycle with sidecar? This one.

You're welcome.
I am so glad I'm not on that Mall right now.
What unintentional job position would be more difficult?
Except there's no fat guy with a cell phone in his gut.

NEVER underestimate Dick Cheney.
Do other countries do all this pomp? It's kinda awesome (especially when you actually like the in-coming president)
Man, does Bush look relieved. I haven't seen him that relaxed in years.

Right? He's all like "Here's the codes, the red phone is over there, have fun, I'm outta here, suckers! Fire up the grill Laura!
Sandra Day O'Connor is there
Cap'n, you just became my new best friend. That motorcycle is the Platonic ideal.
nax, I feel a need to keep the sound on if anything but to hear the navy band playing warmup songs

Okay the marine band is pretty cool
Okay, fine, switching off CNN for NPR. Goodbye, humor fodder.
And it's worth it: it turns otu the founders worked pretty hard on the Constitution.
Do they leave someone in the chain of succession in a hidden bunker somewhere just in case?
Did I hear right that Justice Alito isn't showing up because he's still mad that Obama and Biden didn't vote for him?
(nax, junior wants to know)
need more sidecar
Man, every time I see the word "pomp", I think of an episode of (I think) Doug in which, over the closing credits, they played a version of Pomp and Circumstance with a nasal voice singing "Poooooomp and Cir-ir-cum-staaa-aaaance" over the tune, sort of like the Jingle Bell Rock thing from this past holiday. Wish I could track that down...
Gore's looking decidedly less chunky. Maybe it's just the coat.
OK, the ceeb has started its feed.

So far, I see a conspicuous lack of top hats.
Oh hey, everyone, don't forget your free Krispy Kreme abortion doughnut today.
nax, Gates is at an undisclosed location, I think.
Brian Williams: "We plan to fall silent for most of the ceremony." Well, thank hyew.
CNN has somehow managed to locate someone wearing an Obama pin, and is celebrating this coup with shaky hand-held zoom shots of said pin.
I remember when Barack first started running. I thought "That's nice, but you don't have chance, come back in eight years, maybe." It's nice to be wrong about this.
Where'r the Clintons? Missed them coming in.
Both Samuel L. and Rev. Jesse Jackson sitting up front. They're working on a rhyming, violent exhortation about getting motherfucking Bush off the motherfucking Stage.
Nax, Robert Gates is the designated succesor for this event. The outgoing administration has the ability to select any cabinet member they'd like.
CNN Web has found Al Gore and is loving him intensely .
Woah! Thumbs down on me for not refreshing before posting, had to take a call.
Poppy is oooold
Oh hey, I don't see Governor Blagoveich.
A: "And have lunch, I suppose."
B: "..."
B: "Yes."
Blago is the one Gov. not in attendance, according to CNN heads.
Whoa, is that Bush Senior, or a DC comics villain? Yellow turtleneck, purple scarf?
AND IN DODDER THE BUSH SR.s!
Oh nax junior is fun. He wants to know if that's Prez Carter, and his wife June.
While Samuel L. and Jeese Jackson are good, we're still not in the post-racial era until Flavor Flav administers the oath.
Wow, Carter still looks spry, especially after Bush Senior.
I assumed you're joking, BB, but yeah, he knows better. (somehow)
Oh, there they are
Fact: Jimmy Carter should always be wearing a cardigan and smoking a "Bing's Favorite" Savinelli pipe in public. Fact.
FLAV: "How we, how we doin' on time?"
FLAV: [looks at own chest]
FLAV: "Hell, we good."
Bill Clinton has this looks that says "Why aren't they cheering for me?"
Does Jimmy still have the Terminator Eye he did at the convention?
Hillary Wears Two Hats Today<---- storybook just waiting to happen.
Man, Chris Matthews--he's who Fred Willard was parodying in "Best In Show", right?
Wow. There's Faust himself.
It's so non Blago, being aware of the situation and trying to stay outta view. Is he ok? He has an important appointment next Monday. <small>impeachment hearings</small>
Barb says something to Bill with arched eyebrow. Bill nods, begins to unfasten his coat. Okay!
The Clintons, looking dapper. I had to give up on the NPR stream, there's only so many tubes in this building and I almost like my CNN.
So the ones with the tickets get chairs?
c/like/lost
Rob Emanuel. Swoon. The sexiest man in (American) politics.
cavalier-- translate for the old lady
All those presidents -- can you imagine the green room?
Damn, the Carters look good.
George the first is really got me worried
Bush patted that soldier on the leg as he passed. That was weirdly touching.
FESTOONED
DID ANYONE ELSE SEE G HW Bush pat the door guard's side/ass?!?
Don't ask, don't tell.
nax -- nerdspeak, c/like/lost, old editor command to search/replace, so change my last comment from "almost like CNN" to "almost lost CNN"
nax junior is at it again. He wants Ozzie Osbourn Crazy Train instead of the fanfare
nax: granted.
Bush 41 and Barb descending to the podium, 41 looking very frail. SO frail, I'm like "isnt' someone supposed to help him down the stairs?!"

Now Bill and Hillary and they're loving the attention.
ALLL ABOARRRRRRRD

The MC definitely has a flavor for the baritone though.
White House moving trucks! Woo-hoo!
I'm trying to put myself in Obama's shoes right now. His heart is pounding. His brain is on a repeating, "It isn't going to happen, it isn't going to happen." He is trying to be cool and proud and Presidential, but the little boy inside is awed and excited and terrified.
Bush twins are looking fab today. And sober.
http://www.isgeorgewbushstillpresident.com

http://isbarackobamapresidentyet.com

http://isobamapresident.com

http://www.drudge.com/bushclock

(The banner text on the White House web site is another unofficial indicator, apparently.)

<small>(Also: OMG MY INAUGURAL POLITICALFILTER COMMENT)</small>
I look forward to next seeing the Bush twins in the back pages of People three years from now.
Fober is the word you're looking for, mct.
He is trying to be cool and proud and Presidential, but the little boy inside is awed and excited and terrified.

Remember the first time you had sex, and you weren't so much focusing on the sex because you were occupied with the constantly looping thought OMG I'M ACTUALLY DOING IT OMG I'M ACTUALLY DOING IT OMG?

Imagine that times, like, a hundred or something.
Oh those Obama girls are so cute. Laura Bush looks stoned as usual.
Obama kids, in blue and pink! Helluva an excuse they got to get outta school.
Their school announced this as a holiday several months ago.
OMG I'M ACTUALLY DOING IT OMG I'M ACTUALLY DOING IT OMG?

I don't think I ever reached that second one.
So that's who those girls were (Bush twins), thank you! Finally the CNN drones have shutup.
I like Aretha's hat. Close to a crown, but stylin.
[deleted several self made comments about Cheney's wife's gloves]
msnbc, why you got to break now!
Man I'm a sucker for this band music!
Hill looks thrilled.
Man, the HW's look old. I couldn't help thinking how Barbara Walker wanted revenge on history, but history is more of a bitch.

She was 'ashamed' that her ancestor Pierce was the least powerful or effective president in history. Now she's got two more in the family tree.
CNN has been rock solid, I'm afraid to go anywhere else.
Actually, he's more of a Halfrican-American

My ears are burning!
President-Elect Eideteker!
Disturbing Stalin-esque chants. I am riding the hope train but I am leery when huge crowds shout a man's name.
Standing room only from the capital to the monument.
Laura Bush looks stoned as usual

I just got done reading American Wife which is basically a fictionalized version of the Laura Bush story. It made me feel a bit different about Laura, whom I've always felt was the most colorless First Lady we've ever had. In the book, she never offers any opinions because the MSM will get it wrong, no matter what she says. So she becomes a supportive shadow.
Michelle Obama's outfit is just fantastic. She is going to bring some great class to the house!
The chanting is...odd. Are they glad or about to sacrifice him?

Either way you can update your status on Facebook!
Oh jesse junior wanted that moment with Michelle. "Forgive Me!"
I'm really not sure about this music. When the Clintons were announced I swear to god they were playing something from The King and I.
Did Cheney really hurt his back moving boxes? Can't he get the Secret Service to cart off the energy records?
Lukemeister- like he's really going to trust anyone else with his collection of Enemy Skulls.
Bush just about tore a woman's arm off with a meaty drive-by handshake. Heh.
Join the inauguration speech drinking game on Twitter! #inaug09drinking
Bush is "going to be pretty happy going back to Texas." Hey, that's a coincidence! We're also "pretty happy" that he is going back to Texas. It's a Win-Win situation.
I was flipping the other day, and there was this thing where Laura was showing off the White House, and some early-American furniture that she had reupholstered in velvet tiger-print, as it was "fun".

So while we haven't gotten to know Laura well over the last eight years, perhaps we haven't been missing much.
Right? There goes the bull out of the china shop that is politics.
Here comes Mr. Potter again. Check the folds of his newspaper for the missing money!
lukemeister, not even the Secret Service is allowed to see what Cheney stores in those boxes.
and now a hush falls over the crowd.
"A silence fell" sounds not unlike the admittedly ungrammatical "A cylon's fell".
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA stop the skipping! Damn the low res!
Frak it. Could Dick Cheney have done anything else to look MORE SINISTER AND EVIL but be wheeled around in a wheel chair with a long cane? He doesn't look frail, he looks like he has rocket clusters inside that thing.
Maybe "A Cylon's fell gaze took in the crowd" as Cheney sits in his chair, looking left, looking right, looking left...
Biden emerges from The Crypt.
Bush and Cheney and various important Congrescritters come on the podium. Too bad the announcer fumbled one of the critter's names.
As if Cheney didn't look enough like the Penguin already. I will give 20 bucks to anyone who replaces that cane with an umbrella.
ABC says Barack hasn't been to bed; been tinkering with the speech
My heart beat just kicked up, cuz there he is.
This is first time the Lincoln Bible has been used since Lincoln was sworn in? Wow. Why didn't anyone else ever use it, I wonder? Too afraid of Lincoln germs?
He doesn't need sleep today. He's got enough adrenaline and dopamine coursing through his body right now to light up DC.
Am I the only one wanting Obama to come out in revolutionary attire?
factoid on the Lincoln Bible-- his family bible wasn't available so the chief justice went to some bookstore and bought one for him to be sworn in on.
Camera showing Obama starting to make his way in. How does he manage to look so cool? Biden on now and he's smiling and waving.
crap, CNN getting flaky.
That right there is one man standing before the world. Goddamn that must be a lonely feeling.
So CNN earlier said that more people are watching this telecast than any other event in the history of television. So suck on that, Moon Boys.
BARACKY!!!!!!!!11!

I keep waiting for the MC to say "In a world where evil had triumphed..."
Barry's looking serene right now. Moving like Malcolm in the movie, on his way to getting shot.

No parallel intended. Just super-calm. Otherworldly.
Obama's trying to look serious but you can see that he's holding back a big grin.
Brandon,

Yeah, I was really hoping Barack would be rockin' the 'fro and dashiki.
I'm going to start crying. This is so amazing. As soon as they open the door for him.
Capt Renault, go outside and turn around three times and spit. Seriously guy, don't jinx that.
Jeez Capt. R, nice buzz kill there
Stop chanting, this isn't a football game! Have some dignity! :p
HEHEHEHEHEHEH. The skipping is so bad that we had Senate Minority Leader "Centipede"
Feinstein was chair of inaugural... what? Grrr.
Oh, hai IT departments. Noes, no streamins heres!
Did they commission the fanfares special for this?
Not as ungrammatical as you think. Actually, quite applicable and grammatical.
HAH! Baynor went through twice and the audio captured him saying "he decided to come back".

Cue swelling music.
The slo mo salute is amazing
They went with "H."
Did they only use the middle initials on everyone else, too? Ann Hussein Coulter is going to have a field day.
O HAI WUZZAP
Barack H. Obama!
Watching MSNBC stream here. Just had a shot of black lady looking into camera, smiling and tearing up. Started me tearing up too.
JUST BECAUSE IT HAS SYLLABLES DOESN'T MEAN IT'S CHANT GARRGHHHHHH
LETS DO THIS
It worked for Jesus H. Christ.
Huzzah!
Yeah, I'm grinning from ear to ear, how 'bout you?
Grinning like a little girl in a ribbon shoppe.
<BIG>HUSSEIN? HE'S SAIN! YES WE CAN!!!</BIG>
Feinstein's hair ain't moving, is it?
Diane Feinstein said it!: "In a world where political strife..."
Hey! it worked!
Wow, CNN's plugin has taken a dookie on the rest of my OS. I hadn't noticed it until now.
whose brilliant idea was it to leave "email notification" as the default option?
Dood is srsly zen.
Feinstein's hair stands proud against terrorist wind.
Oh right. Rick Warren.
Nice line about spirit from lincoln memorial to walls of white house.
cortex, you owe me two keyboards.


SADDLEBACK!
Please stop having religious ceremonies at my government events. pls pls pls
HE WILL NOW INVOKE WITH HELLFIRRRRRREE

(Seriously I hope it's nice :( )
Warren's quite the ham isn't he?
and more importantly, can someone make it stop
I see some fools up there not closing their eyes. SINNNERRRSSRSRSRs
"We are so-ho-ho-ho grateful."
SHOUTING IN HEAVEN!
PLEASE DON'T PARAPHRASE THE SERENITY PRAYER

THE INAUGURATION IS NOT YOUR AA MEETING
Not much of a speaker - how the hell did he get where he is?
All right, TV preacher man, we didn't come here to see you.
Oh ewww. Why is Rick Warren trying to ruin this moment for me?
Say what you will about Rick Warren, he's got a good tan.
Humility in our approaches, eh? Much like your grandstanding performance of a prayer?
ah, found the stupid link, you were breaking my iphone, and since the streaming is broken, time to head back to a tv
Damn, I must be watching on delay. Rick Warren makes me barf. He oozes insincerity.
and what is up with his hair?
I'm kinda liking this prayer.
It will feel so good when he stops.
Hallowed.




Be thy name.
I must say I kind of enjoy his gusto. And I think he touches a swath of what is America that wouldn't be touched by the celebration of Parlimaent's Chocolate City.
GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD
nice. Christian prayer. wtf. I still have nightmares about being forced to say this in gradeschool.
Oh, dear God, thank you, you are such a good God to us. A kind and gentle and accommodating God, and we thank You oh sweet, sweet Lord of hosts for the smorgasbord You have so aptly laid at our table this day, and each day, by day, day by day, by day oh dear Lord three things we pray to love Thee more dearly, to see Thee more clearly, to follow Thee more nearly, day, by day, by day. Amen.
I'm arriving, but with 250+ comments, & stuttering streaming, I might be quiet.
Quote from Republican boss on my conference call just now about the new administration: "Yeah, it'll...be interesting." Come on, dude.
I went to Catholic mass for too long to be impressed by this particular American Idol dressing-up of the Our Father. Bring on Aretha.
Now that's a hat!
I'm sitting in the breakroom at work with about 50 coworkers and they all have their heads bowed and I just audibly growled at the screen.
See, we Catholics don't have this dragged-out shit. WE ALL BIDNESS
AREATHA!!!!
Hell of a bow, there.
This seems like a good time to break out the M&Ms;
Sorry, brandon, I can't stop shouting.
Hell of a studded bow.
What the hell, white people? ARETHA IS SINGING FUCKING MOVE
4 minutes!
Beautiful. Snark aside. Let it ring ^_^
"Beneath a hat that sparkles—that glitters like a crown..."

Gripping coverage.
Obama girl's going to perform soon, right?
CNN, don't be a punk about streamin'
I buy a round for everybody if Biden shouts "FIRST!"
Tony Bennett?! in MY INauguration? It's more likely... oh hell wrong Bennett
Getting rid of Cheney first.
I DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR GODDAMN IT AND LOUDLY TOO
That's one big-ass bible.
Three aspirin and my headache is still here!

Robinette? That's where he's been since Law & Order.
Called my mom in California. Got my husband up off his deathbed (he has a cold.) Any minute now. It will happen. The Big O will be King! or something very like. Please, please don't disappoint me badly. A little is OK. But don't hurt me big guy.
2 minutes! Hurry up, folks, or we'll temporarily be A Country Without A President.
Is Biden using the Infinite Jest Bible there?
They should issue sunglasses
Holy smoke. Joe Biden is the greatest Paul Schaffer ever.
GOOD RIDDANCE DICK CHENEY
RIP CHENEY VPHOOD
<small>EVERYBODY KISSSS!</SMALL>
Is the glass at hip height because at that elevation nothing high projectile could reach them from a reasonable distance?
Is that Uncle Ju administering?
My god . Puppies and Kittens are relieved everywhere. No more threat of Cheney's infernal machine!
HERE WE FUCKING GO
Where's Stevie Wonder? Racist fucks
Dammit I have to catch a bus. Tell Obama to wait, I'll be home in an hour.
Now THIS is the right music.
Here come the tears.
Oh, I love Itzhak. I tear up whenever I hear his sweet playing
John Williams is the great American composer? John "Spielberg" Williams?

I like his stuff a lot for what it is, but what?
Beautiful music interlude.
Playing on such a cold day has got to suck.
The BBC is talking about the guy who died after catching pnumonia after giving his inauguration speech.
Hey, another black guy!
Oh man, chills.
Yo-yo Ma looks like an elder statesman.
GODDAMMIT ITS NOON SWEAR HIM IN ALREADY IVE WAITED EIGHT YEARS TO UNCLENCH
Oh, man, I'm flashing back, a black a jew, an asian ... all we need is the cripple

/I'm so so sorry.
Um, it's after 12pm.
Keeping their instruments in tune must have been fun.
Support and defend the Constitution - should be support and redeem the Constitution.
So...rehearsals. Given that so many people at this ceremony are too big to rehearse, yet at the same time it's a fairly complex event, do you think that the directors played with little lego men on a miniature set? Sketched out football-like diagrams? Used giant cardboard stunt men? And how do people know their cues? Is there a giant puppet-master pulling the strings?
STOP PLAYING WITH OUR EMOTIONS CHENEY!
BARACK OBAMA IS PRESIDENT BY DEFAUT. Even without the oath. YES.
nax junior is still being funny and he won't let me quote him anymore
OK, now allegro...
Guys...George Bush isn't president anymore. Seriously. That just isn't sinking in AT ALL for me.
TLDW: I'm watching Arrested Development now!
Heh. The pianist is wearing gloves.
brandonb: Being black, I'm supposed to say something profound and meaningful about today, according to the rule book.

As a suggestion: "HOLY FUCKING SHIT YEAH!"
*adds Yo to the Mancrush List*
Do the wingnuts get to sue now, since it's after 12:01 so the inauguration is now illegal?
Beautiful music interlude!!!
It's not unamerican to play a little Bach or something. That was like the Alphabits theme played by geniuses
You better believe it.
We doing this now?

How about now?

Now?
Biden is President because Bush's term has expired!
OH GOD
Heh. Obama needed that sleep after all, maybe.
did they just stutter?
HA!! Roberts needed a lift?
Well he flubbed it, so yeah, lawsuits are gonna happen.
Regime change, bitches.
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and it is done. tears now.
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o.O
worst oath taking ever
NOW LETS FIRE SOME CANNONS AND SHIT WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hard line right wingers are gonna have a field day with the rushed/missed words.
Where do the cannons fire?
OK, I'm a little weepy.

Barry's broken through my hardened heart to find the chewy nougat centre.
YAY!!!
I don't know who to blame in that matchup, both were nervous, but at least the action has been taken.
WE ARE ALL MUSLIN NOW
Yes, it is quite a task.
I "thank" President Bush for his service to our nation.

And by "thank," I mean "want to kick in the taint."
From the new whitehouse.gov

Participation -- President Obama started his career as a community organizer on the South Side of Chicago, where he saw firsthand what people can do when they come together for a common cause. Citizen participation will be a priority for the Administration, and the internet will play an important role in that. One significant addition to WhiteHouse.gov reflects a campaign promise from the President: we will publish all non-emergency legislation to the website for five days, and allow the public to review and comment before the President signs it.
God, he isn't pulling any goddamn punches is he.
Inaugural buzz kill, but I suspect he's building up to a KIKSUMASSHOORAH closure.
Oh love. He said data.
In further news, all legislation will now be designated emergency legislation.
"All..." not "All Men..."
He's picking up now, getting into the flow
Bless him, he's building up to his unity message. Now if we could all just hear it, and dissolve all the petty X-wing media outlets.
OBAMA DOESN'T CARE ABOUT X-WING FIGHTER PEOPLE
Fucking flag pin.
HAHAHAHAHAH!

Change has come to WhiteHouse.gov
The first post on WhiteHouse.gov.
For those of us at work, with no sound, how's he doing?

What do I need to festoon?
In further news, all legislation will now be designated emergency legislation.

LOL.
Science!
<small>I'm giddy, if you can't tell</small>
Festoon your bracelets, Capt. He's doing good.
Feel that ground shifting, cynics!
Change.gov has also shut down, apparently
He looks good, for what that matters.

Most handsome sumbitch since -- Kennedy? Wilson?
No sacrificing ideals for safety
Oops no they just put up a splash screen saying to go to whitehouse.gov.
We reject the choice between our safety and our ideals. Ok, I'm kvelling now.
Just a reminder, streaming video is not permitted per the internet usage policy. As the inauguration is today, I know many of you want to watch the festivities. If you want to watch this on your mobile device, please do so away from your desk on your break time.

FFFFFFUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU
Shoutout to GDH, woo!
InagurALE? dog help me.

I'm having to do audio on NPR.org now

apropos of nothing, our local PBS is doing "uninterrupted classical music" on one of their HD channels while the analog does the inauguration.
Oh man des that's rough. Most of my office is streamerific.
Oh, no love for Buddhists? Fuck this noise.
Atheist shout-out!!!
Barack gives a shoutout to nonbelievers!
Holy shit. He is turning kinda badass.
Shoutout to non-belivers. Bush and the republicans never included then their list of acceptable Americans.
Yay, Us non-believers get a shout out!
The live streaming is live. npr audio is delayed. I'm waiting for the kung fu fighting.

OH BURN - people will judge you on what you build, not what you destroy.
UNCLENCH
Umm, is anyone watching over Cheney? Or is he on his way to Bolivia already?
Seize gladly your firm, hard responsibility!
This is the price and the promise of citizenship. There's your quote.
oh, I heard Michelle yell "yay!"
I've only got so many keyboards, Whelk.
Magnificent maul?
The Pentagon has been hard at work in R&D!
This is not a speech for happy times, man.
Oh shit. Historical Quotes.

"With hope and virtue, let us brave the icy currents and braze what storms may come.."

I'm waiting for the spaceships to come. Where are the spaceships?
AMEN !!!

(fuck work, I'm listening on NPR)
Does Bono speak now?
hell of a speech.
I CAN HAZ HEALTHCARE NOW?
A thousand talking heads unbottle at once.
That was all kinds of badass.
NPR is getting all sticky over my magical sparkle moment.
Why do they let poets read their own work? Where's James Earl Jones when you need him.
I CAN HAZ HEALTHCARE NOW?

I dunno about health care, but he's closing Gitmo tomorrow.
Maybe I should start a cello/boombox/harmonica/voice quartet. Who's in?
What's she reading? Paradise Lost?
(Switching off email.)
How much would it suck to be the boombox player, though? I guess you'd have to be able to dance.
Demand Love?
"what if the mightiest word is love"
OK, I like that.
Was that just stumpy anger in GWB's face during the speech? Anyone else see a little glimmer of reflection?
Wow. Chimpy's clearly elsewhere.

More so than usual.
He's thinking about how much he's going to drink and how quickly once this is over.
OK, I can't see this guy, but his voice reminds me of the bishop in Princess Bride. No offense.
GWB has no reflection.
12:33 <@cortex> listening to NPR, watching CNN stream, latter is realllllly
lagged, so it keeps looking like Diane Feinstein is doing
impressions.
12:33 <@monkey> heh
we've all been joined in Marrwedge!
My expectations are soaring. I can't help it.
This guy is way better then Rick Warren.
Deliver us from the exploitation of the rich?

Oh man, the wingnuts's heads are going to BURST.
Is the text of the speech up anywhere yet?
First presidential speech in seven years that didn't have the word 'terrorist' in it.
[changing defult email notification midthread does not stop the torrent of email]

Tanks beaten into tractors with the BANHAMMER
Oh yeah this guy's great
That's a goddamn prayer, Rick. Oh fuck yes, now he's laying it on. When yellow can be mellow.

Preach it.
"When the red man can get ahead, man."
The difference is this guy believes what he says, Warren just a future in marketing mega-churches
Amen!
Amen
Rumple, it did for me - might take a sec. Try changing the default setting.
AMEN!
Yellow will be mellow?

Red Men will get ahead?

White will do what's right?"

well sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiite

Who is gonna sing with me?
"when the red man can get ahead man"

The fact that Obama always includes Native Americans is one of his best qualities.
Sea Chanters Chorus?

A'right, you heard the lady, stand up!
You also have to hit the "stop reply" link in your email.
nax,
Here.
That was awesome. The non believer thing was cool. We always get ignored. On NBC when Obama said, "We reject the choice between our safety and our ideals" the camera went to Bush. HAHAHAHA!
Barry knows the words
This doesn't sound much like any sea chantey I've ever heard. Where are the spoons?
PLAY BALL
I'm disappointed by the national anthem. They needed someone with a soaring voice.
And John Phillips Sousa! Oh yeah
The Spoons broke up ages ago...
Wasn't there supposed to be a gay Episcopal bishop speaking?
Bye bye, George. Your dustbin awaits.
"That was a pretty good speech, dad."
What was that sign about Morocco?
It hath slowed the torrent of email across the shining mountain on the hill and one day we SHALL see the river stoppe

great prayer at the end, wow. better than the poet -- I mean, it was actually a decent poem but delivered like roadkill
Said Malia after the speech, according to CBC. :)
Wasn't there supposed to be a gay Episcopal bishop speaking?

That was yesterday.
marsha56, they scheduled Gene Robinson for the pre-inaugural stuff at the Lincoln Memorial a few days ago. Wouldn't blame you for missing it, though, as neither HBO nor the inaugural committee broadcast his speech anywhere.
CNN's webcast had a song about grassroots movement by Starbucks.

what
Poor Lurch, all alone...
(Ominously) We Have Overcom.
pic2009 is still showing stuf
He forgot Poland!
On CNN:

"NEXT: Pres. Obama's Farewell to Mr. Bush"

Heh.
uh, stuff, I mean.
Well. This was fun. We should do this again sometime.
Hey no automatic switch of the RSS feed from change.gov to whitehouse.gov
We should elect competent people more often! It feels so *good*.
Leavin' on Marine Nuthin. Buh bye
marsha56, they scheduled Gene Robinson for the pre-inaugural stuff at the Lincoln Memorial a few days ago. Wouldn't blame you for missing it, though, as neither HBO nor the inaugural committee broadcast his speech anywhere.


Thanks for the fyi.

Found a text of his prayer. Apparently there were technical problems with speakers and there may not be a good video of it.
Dubya has left the building!
Well. This was fun. We should do this again sometime.

2012. Same cast.
Awesome. It's a whole new world out there now.
Strange to think that Chimpy's gone. There's no more object of my loathing.
He's a lefty! Why did I not know this!
Why did pic2009 use Silverlight instead of Youtube like the rest of their sites? That's kind of bizarre. Ah well, it's already done, don't need to install! Wheeeee!
This was a blast, thanks guys. Going to go read the transcripts seven million or so times.
Since Air Force One is no longer the President's plane, is GWB like, "Heh, heh. Obama, mind if I borrow your plane to get me outta this city and back to m'land Texas?"
Time to go herd some cats.
yeti: He's on the same plane. It's just not called Air Force One unless the president is on board.
Air Force Done?
Now he'll have to take off his shoes like the rest of us...
middleclasstool: and you were expecting exactly what from him? tears of joy?
Mr. Limbaugh said he did not like the “classical music,” which he said contributed to the mood becoming “a downer.”

Well, far be it from me to challenge Limbaugh's knowledge of downers...
Do you guys remember when Bush used to be the president? Man, what the heck were we thinking back then?
Cameras are still following Bush, just to make sure he leaves.
I'm gonna go eat some Muslin food now.
middleclasstool: and you were expecting exactly what from him? tears of joy?

I got precisely what I expected, yeah. But you know, 30 seconds' worth of thought would reveal that your comments will be recorded on the most historic inauguration in a very, very long time, that history will make its judgment, and that coming down on the wrong side of history just might let you be known to generations to come as The Petty, Shameful Douchebag Who Couldn't Embrace Reality.

Honestly, if I were Limbaugh I'd be hoping to become a mostly-forgotten historical footnote. He does not want to leave a legacy like this behind. History will not be kind to him.

Not to mention that there's something to be said for losing with grace and dignity, if he really does hew to the old-school morality he claims to stand up for. He would have had to wait a whole 24 hours to go back to his gibbering monkey routine, but then I can imagine the unbearable pain there.
I'M IN MY HOUSE, STOCKPILING GUNS, 'CAUSE OBAMA IS GOING TO TAKE THEM ALL AWAY.

Change that, based on the issue, and you've got the next 8 years of Republican thought, unless they smarten up.
He could easily have said something non-committal, non-objectionable, like "this is a day which African-Americans have so longed for, are so proud of...", and he would have looked like a classy guy.

But I guess he couldn't even do that much. Enh.
Oh, and Robert's screwed up the Oath, not Barack. Somebody else going to invited over often.
The oath screwup isn't going to matter, as it's not going to meet the de minimis standard, even if it didn't precisely conform for whatever reason.

It's just knowing that it's going to be in the rant bonfire for the next four years, along with the birth certificate nonsense...
Well, he's not an American AND he screwed up the oath. Are youse wit us or against us!?
OBAMA DOESN'T CARE ABOUT X-WING FIGHTER PEOPLE

That was fantastic.
Bill Bennett on CNN says Obama will be tested.

Dude, he already passed the test, he got elected.
From the NYTimes "race to the bottom" link: “There are none of these stories about missing W’s on computers the way allegedly happened at the time of the transition between Bill Clinton and George W. Bush after the unpleasantness of the 2000 election,” he said. “This has been a model transition and the Obama people are quite generous about praising President Bush for it.”

Those stories about missing W's on computers in the Old Executive office Building came to light only after the Bushes had moved in, along with tales of far more serious vandalism, including missing chin on Air Force One. But evidence of those pranks was never provided by the Bush Administration, and the specific stories about Air Force One were specifically denied by an Air Force spokesman.


Just because I'd heard the "missing W keys" repeated as fact recently. A 2001 Salon article on the false rumors.
Meanwhile, at lunch, Harry Reid is giving a toast to Obama and Biden. I'm not sure he's alive

Dianne Feinstein is toasting now, but looks like she is toasted.
Both Ted Kennedy and Robert Byrd left the luncheon after medical trouble. Ted had a seizure, Byrd difficulty eating.

Reports say.
Obama is speaking now. I like how he's consistently saying this isn't about him, but the people in America.
Yeah, Kennedy did collapse from a seizure and he was seizing for a while before being put in a wheelchair.
or before he was taken out on a stretcher. Reporting is sketchy, clearly Ted Kennedy is on the way to a hospital.
Ungh. I've been there. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
Wikipedia had it that after being wheeled out, Teddy died, but has since upgraded his condition to 'undetermined'.
Lunch is over and Obama and Biden are back outside for...the review of troops? parade? horseshoes?
Hey, does the President's limo have a designation ala Air Force One? Something like Ground Mover One or Cadillac One?
Anyway, the First Couple is in the limo and the parade is about to start. They're about an hour behind schedule, which sucks for those slubs outside waiting.
Limo, motorcade slowly proceeding down the Penn. Ave. Obama is supposed to get out at some point, none of the talking heads no when.
Lots of cheering and people screaming Obama's name. No room keys thrown, though.
For the fashionistas, a note about Michelle's outfit.
CNN has a PhotoSynth of Obama being sworn in, works on Macs too!
More limo driving, people cheering action, with extra talking heads now getting in on the mix.
Fox is complaining about the large amount of driving being down and how there must be a large carbon footprint today.

Gonna be a long eight years.
Luci Johnson on ABC. Sounds just like her mother. Flashback time.
He's getting out of the car! And the crowd goes wild!
And Obama is out on the street, walking along with Michelle. The crowd has gone wild with cheers.
Secret Service is NOT happy.
Fox is complaining about the large amount of driving being down and how there must be a large carbon footprint today.

Laugh of the day, right there.
Barack and Michelle are representin'!
Man, he's got a 100 watt smile. I want to have his babies and I don't even have uterus.
This is actually a good symbol, them walking down the middle of the street together.
Looks like the right side of the street to me. Just sayin'.
Oh look there's Biden and what looks like all of their family.
Suddenly, they're back in the car. Me thinks Secret Service put the hammer down.
Didn't Carter start the walking thing? I thought he did...
Capt. Renault,

Right, it was Carter.
heh, they seem to be letting Biden walk around as much as he wants.
CNN says Senator Kennedy is awake and joking, may be released tomorrow.
via Andrew Sullivan's blog at the Atlantic, a good photo of the swearing in.

I love love love Michelle, but those gloves look like alien skin.
Lady hangs it out there for fashion. I give her mad props for it.
Two thoughts about Laura and Michelle's attire.

First both ladies had on dresses with stockings and heels. They must have been freezing. The guys looked toasty and warm in their full-length, heavy wool overcoats and wool slacks, but the women had to look "nice." Even if "The upper part of the coat and the back of the sleeve are lined with a pashmina for extra warmth," Michelle's dress and coat looked pretty light-weight. I did notice that Jill Biden had on knee high boots. Good for her.

Second, their color choices were interesting. Laura in gray. But of course. Perhaps she didn't want to steal Michelle's thunder? Then Michelle in gold green. Very eye-catching, and so not the normal "politician's wife" look (which is normally a little pink, navy blue, or red suit.)

While I'm thinking about color, I noticed that the in-coming Prez wore a red tie and the out-going Prez wore a blue tie. Co-ordinated? Was there a phone call? "Hey, Pete, my guy wants to wear red today."
Didn't notice about Bush's tie, but Obama and Biden did the red-tie, blue-tie, white shirt thing they do quite often.
Wow, at the end of the parade, NASA showed off its redesigned moon rover, as seen here. Somebody was showing off and making a case for money.
Lovely cover of Etta James's "At Last" by Beyonce at the Neighborhood Ball
Well, that's just great, we look like friggin' ants, or least you guys do.
To make sure everything stays okie dokie -- Obama re-did the oath with Roberts tonight in the map room of the White House.
Don't feed the trolls.

Here's an entertaining story of the second swearing in.
I am somewhere in the middle of that. I'm wearing a gray hat.
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